Flamingos!!!!

My dislike borderline crazy hate for flamingos:
1: They eat upside down
2: They are a tupid bright pink colour
3: They eat food that makes them the stupid bright pink colour
4: They have two legs but stand on one
5: Because all of the above

I am being random but those are the reasons why I hate flamingo so lets get a flamingo convo going what do you think of flamingos and why....I promise not to get a: mad and b: pull my bazooka out and shot the computer =)

o_O .. flamingoo